Po
Boy Views
By
Phil
LaMancusa
Gentra
Wars
Or
Heah
Dey Come!
“Good evening and welcome to the sicks-a-clock mews, I’m
your host Wyran Milliams bringing you the latest breaking stories from New
Orleans neighborhoods; tonight our field correspondent Itchard Mengels is
reporting on the Gentra Wars being waged across the city: Itchard?”
“Good evening Wyran, reporting tonight from the Bywater
in lower New Orleans, it looks like we have a skirmish at Franklin and Dauphine
streets where a family of Gentras has taken over another double shotgun house
and converted it into a single dwelling, as you know, other properties have
been reported seized and turned into AirBnB’s and bed and breakfast enclaves;
we’ve seen Oobers pulling up and disgorging northerners with carryon luggage
and wearing Chicago Cubs sweatshirts. After the take overs in the French
Quarters and the Marigny these forces seem to be unstoppable. Back to you
Wyran:”
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