Saturday, June 28, 2025

1st week Jazz Fest 2025

 PoBoy Views

By                             

Phil LaMancusa

Mona Lisa

Or

Mad Hatter

“I know we’ve come a long way, we’re changing day to day; but tell me, where do the children play?” Cat Stevens

        Hey you! Yes you! It’s the first week of Jazz Fest; take a friggin’ break! You’ve had a hell ride of a year so far and it ain’t gonna get any better any time soon. You’ve been on an in person or perspective survivor or spectator witness or wounded warrior eyewitness of fires, floods, tornadoes, blizzards, crashes, terrorist attacks--shot at and missed; sh*t at and hit ride.

        Here in New Orleans, sometimes but never to be believed, called the Big Easy, we are beat to the bone with all the disruptive activity bombarding us since we can’t even remember when. A grotesque level of daily corruption of our psyche beginning with the cosmic debris of sham elections; worldwide mass slaughters of innocents for fun and profit; weather sucker punches and persecutions of have-not citizens and refugees by the so called ‘this is for your own good’ leaders of the free world. And yes, “Freedom’s just another word for nuthin’ left to lose”. We’re tired and need a break from all that secular nonsense designed to impede our spiritual musical evolution. Open the friggin’ gates already!

        Cosmic Debris rains down upon us. That’s why I never miss a day at the track diggin’ the scene at the Jazz Fest; being here feeds the hunger of my soul; it’s the absence of self; the pilgrim’s wandering from stage to stage, food booth to food booth, the amnesiacs cone of silence while drinking in pure joy like a desert marooned reprobate.  The sights, sounds, people and the quail, pheasant and andouille gumbo puts a drunkard’s smile on my sober as a Buddhist face.  

        Outside of these gates is what people call reality; it’s paved with good intentions and questionable actions that are easy to walk on (no flowers grow though), sidewalks of disillusion that can numb your senses, streets of wondering about our sluggish inspirations and how you can catch a cab at this hour out of here. I find myself hiding from Mardi Gras madness and French Quarter Fest confusion; waiting until I see those tents start to set up at the Fair Grounds and I begin, once again to blossom like a celestial lotus.

        I imagine, as work begins behind those fences, The Gospel Tent; The Blues Tent; The WWOZ Jazz Tent (my personal fave) and the stages large and small perspectively. I salivate imagining the food booths of yesteryear and the anticipation of any new culinary adventures to be found this year. And yes, I already have my tickets.

        In New Orleans and, it seems, the world in general, we go from celebration to celebration all year; so much so that  at our house we leave (so called) Christmas lights up year round. We’re also those folks that have a porch flagpole that we change with occasions. Christmas season has a Santa flag which went up when we took down our Kamala flag, followed by carnival colors, the famous Sicilian flag, and Jazz Fest flag; we hang rainbow colors in solidarity and our colored lights are blazing all year round. We also vie for the most green plants and flowers in our miniscule front (what we like to call) yard and sidewalk. And if you can miss our house now, Just look for the ’97 Lincoln Towncar parked out front with the front vanity plate proclaiming her name DUCHESS. Y’all can stop on by, but we’re probably at work or enjoying our perpetually deserved cocooning inside.

        We’re New Orleanians through and through; we celebrate life as it goes on here; we gripe about our city infrastructure shortfalls; we mourn our loses and take affront to the term BIG EASY. We can swap stories and reminiscences going back sixty years and more; that’s what we do, we drink and we know things.

        However; nothing floats our boat; puts pep in our step; glide in our slide and wiggle in our (Jon Batiste) Wobble like the days that we spend at the gate of Jazz Fest patiently waiting for the line to move at its own beautiful pace. At that point, shuffling along, grinning like a Cheshire, proud of myself to be doin’ it again, tickets in hand, sporting this year’s Fest shirt and comfortable footwear. Not only am I glad to be here at the Fest; but, I am tickled that you made it also. I love all of you Jazz Fest Goons; we’re a tribe, we’re family.

        So, let’s count down: You’ve made sure that you’re not a Sherpa or pack animal for the duration, right? Nothing clicks our tongue and rolls our eyes more than someone who is hauling enough stuff to last through a power outage and lock down. Also on the Eye Rolling Scale (ERS) of one to ten, at about an eight, is impractical foot wear like high heels or even flip flops (a pure amateur move).

        Folks that seem unaware that it is very possible that they will be unprepared and in the full sun for hours and will look like Lobster Thermidor by early evening and are not pre-prepared with sunscreen and some semblance of sensible head and leg covering rate at about a nine on the scale.

        Rating at number ten is the one rare person 

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