Sunday, April 2, 2023

M*A*S*H*

 

Po Boy Views

By

Phil LaMancusa

Love and Death

Or

M*A*S*H

        Humor me. Think about yourself and your life as a pair of lovers (even if it’s just you and yourself) holding hands and walking through Armageddon; seeing each other in eachother’s eyes and, picking your way through the rubble of destroyed buildings and broken bodies, heedless of cries for help and succor as you make your way to sanctuary, a place to make gentle love. Life is like that if you’re lucky enough to see the turmoil happening around you from an unscathed vantage point. Happy Valentine’s Day… you deserve it.

        Death and destruction around us is viewed either subjectively or objectively and we can watch and read the news of hell on earth and either be touched deeply by it or be impatient for the next feel good story; we can be callus because of our need for self protection, no one needs to be empathetic and live. That much pain would be unbearable.

        Oh, we’re not apathetic, by any means. It’s called psychic numbing. The book Why We Love Dogs, Eat Pigs and Wear Cows (Melanie Joy PhD) cites that our system works this way: We love animals (insert people) and we don’t want to see them suffer; we have three choices (insert when we witness or participate in misery and/or cruelty): we can change our values to match our behavior; change our behavior to match our values OR we can change our perceptions of our behavior so that we appear to match our values. The third option is the way our system works when we can love on our pets but allow ourselves to rationalize forty million turkeys being slaughtered for our holiday dinners.

        I’ve been watching a lot of M*A*S*H lately, actually I’ve just finished all of the eleven seasons. I’ve taken away two things from M*A*S*H besides the terrific acting: One: Hawkeye, Radar, Klinger and Hot Lips (and the rest of the cast) are some funny funny people. Second: underscoring their antics from virtually the first episode is that they view the war as senseless but their view cannot stop the bodies that continually wind up coming in; necessitating them to repair them (when they can) and if they’re well enough send these unfortunates back to fight in this senseless war. All through the mud and the blood and the beer there’s the senseless war.

        That’s what we have here.

        People are dying senselessly all around us and we as individuals can do nothing to stop this from occurring and continuing; paying attention to this only brings me a feeling of impotence, yet I cannot turn away; it’s like watching a train wreck in slow motion.

        Here’s a quick quiz, I’ll give you the situation and you fill out the location. Starvation in ___? War in_____? Hurricane____? Earthquake___? Tornados___? Environmental disasters ___? Mass shootings____ ? Homelessness ___? Poverty ___? Prejudice ___? Greed? That last one’s a ringer and the answer to that one is: EVERYWHERE! And you might consider that some of the conditions of those other quiz questions can be due to greed.

        Here’s how that works: your greedy politicians are given campaign money by a greedy polluter, manufacturer, real estate developer and/or power hungry wealthy donor. The politicos use that money to further their ambitions for power (a type of greed)while getting legislations passed that perpetuate the businesses and ambitions of the donors and/or turn a blind eye on their inhumanity or simply put: Money Talks.

        Who takes it in the shorts? The answer to that is really simple: the whole world. What can we do about it? Nothing. It’s too overwhelming. It’s frigging crushing to even think about it. How do we, as a society create enough Mackenzie Scotts to counteract all the you know who’s?

        Well, Hawkeye Pierce and BJ Hunnicut would know the answer. Be kind; be sarcastic; be a pain in the ass; complain; point out discrepancies in the system and refuse to participate in its inequities. Vote; get involved; do something useful for no reward or recognition; pay attention. Be better.

        Sure, on M*A*S*H most everybody’s getting laid (or trying to), they are playing practical jokes on each other; getting drunk; eating lousy food and living in lousy conditions but, in spite of all that, when the wounded come in and the broken bodies get to the operating room, there’s no monkey-ing around; it’s all business. That’s another lesson to learn: to put people’s welfare and wellness ahead of our selfish conveniences i.e. which would you rather see: a pig drinking beer or a hog getting its throat cut (or a dog; or a horse; a person)?

        Valentine’s for me is not only a celebration of love but a time pre-spring evaluation of my habits and behavior. Say what you want about January 1st, my new year starts with the Vernal Equinox (that’s my story and I’m stickin’ with it!); so, I think this year I’ll adopt the Hippocratic tradition and think of myself as a person who will conduct their life by “First, do no harm” and second: refuse to support anyone who does harm.

        That’s a tall order and a noble thought; it’s gonna take a lot of will power and strength. Therefore, I will go to another source of courage, fortitude, wisdom and instruction: I am now committing myself to watch all the episodes of Golden Girls. After that maybe Frank’s Place; and then maybe Will and Grace and then… and then… and then…

        A joyous Valentine’s to you. May you, by day, enjoy nature and by night, take life lessons from Sophia Petrillo.

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